Friday, December 2, 2011
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Some jokes.
"Waiter!"
"Yes, sir."
"What's this?"
"It's bean soup, sir."
"No matter what it's been. What is it now?"
---
"Do you love me, dear?"
"Dearly, sweetheart."
"Would you die for me?"
"No, my pet. Mine is an undying love."
---
"My wife kisses me evenings when I get home."
"Affection?"
"No; investigation."
---
"Did any of your family ever make a brilliant marriage?"
"Only my wife."
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"How is your little brother, Johnny?"
"Sick abed. He hurt himself."
"That's too bad. How did he do it?"
"We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."
---
A pretty little girl of seven entered a store in a small town and said:
"I want some cloth to make my dolly a dress."
The merchant selected a remnant and handed the child the package.
"How much is it?" she asked.
"Just one kiss," was the reply.
"All right," said the child, as she turned to go.
"Grandma said to tell you she would pay you when she came in tomorrow."
---
Judge--"It seems to me that I have seen you before."
Prisoner--"You have, your Honor; I gave your daughter singing lessons."
Judge--"Thirty years."
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From 10,000 Jokes, Toasts and Stories
"Yes, sir."
"What's this?"
"It's bean soup, sir."
"No matter what it's been. What is it now?"
---
"Do you love me, dear?"
"Dearly, sweetheart."
"Would you die for me?"
"No, my pet. Mine is an undying love."
---
"My wife kisses me evenings when I get home."
"Affection?"
"No; investigation."
---
"Did any of your family ever make a brilliant marriage?"
"Only my wife."
---
"How is your little brother, Johnny?"
"Sick abed. He hurt himself."
"That's too bad. How did he do it?"
"We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."
---
A pretty little girl of seven entered a store in a small town and said:
"I want some cloth to make my dolly a dress."
The merchant selected a remnant and handed the child the package.
"How much is it?" she asked.
"Just one kiss," was the reply.
"All right," said the child, as she turned to go.
"Grandma said to tell you she would pay you when she came in tomorrow."
---
Judge--"It seems to me that I have seen you before."
Prisoner--"You have, your Honor; I gave your daughter singing lessons."
Judge--"Thirty years."
---
From 10,000 Jokes, Toasts and Stories
Sunday, March 14, 2010
For Music and TV Shows
Hey,
I was informed of these excellent free sites for music and shows:
1) Pandora:
Pandora: Internet Radio
Recommendation: Jim Crose
2) Hulu:
Hulu: Watch your favorites Anytime
Recommendation: Saturday Night Live
Check them out in your "free" time!!
Hank
I was informed of these excellent free sites for music and shows:
1) Pandora:
Pandora: Internet Radio
Recommendation: Jim Crose
2) Hulu:
Hulu: Watch your favorites Anytime
Recommendation: Saturday Night Live
Check them out in your "free" time!!
Hank
Monday, March 8, 2010
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Art Attacks!
http://www.hitentertainment.com/artattack/menu_artattacks.html
I've seen this TV show before. Now I am teaching Chinese at the beginners' level. I have 5 students now, and they're K-4 children. Every week I plan to do some hands-on practices with them and encourage them to use Chinese as a tool to communicate in class. This website, Art Attacks, is perfect for doing a 15-minute hands-on activity in class. Hope this website will be helpful to you, too!!
Hank
I've seen this TV show before. Now I am teaching Chinese at the beginners' level. I have 5 students now, and they're K-4 children. Every week I plan to do some hands-on practices with them and encourage them to use Chinese as a tool to communicate in class. This website, Art Attacks, is perfect for doing a 15-minute hands-on activity in class. Hope this website will be helpful to you, too!!
Hank
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Holistic Ed.
What're the most important study skills? From a holistic educational perspective, the tips are probably to "eat well, sleep on time, and exercise regularly"!
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